Vlad: Bro, we have to stop cursing.
Kris: Fuck that. Why?
V: Dude, I just told you we need to stop cursing.
K: Yeah, but you didn’t say why.
V: Well, if we don’t stop cursing we can’t promote our infamous dialogues on Facebook.
K: Dude, fuck Facebook. We don’t need them.
V: Again, stop cursing and yes we need them, badly. We’ve been doing this for God-knows-how-long and we maybe have 70 followers..
K: Quantity is quality bro.
V: Right, so can we try to not curse from now on?
K: I can try, unless..
V: Unless what?
K: What if we can circumvent these pussy-ass restrictions?
V: Fuck, wait, is pussy a curse word?
K: Don’t know, don’t care. What I mean is what if we right “fuck” as “fack”.
V: That’s kinda gay.
K: Well, fuck you then, I’m going to keep cursing. Why should I change?
V: For the views, for the likes, so one day we can flex on the Gram.
K: Bro, fuck Instagram, we don’t need that shit.
V: Okay, okay, so we just stay true to ourselves?
K: Fuck yeah.